Scream really loudly into the phone?
HANG UP AND CALL BACK THE RING WILL WAKE HIM
Be more interesting. You're probably boring him to sleep.
Use a whistle or and air horn.
scream: WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!! >=[
xD
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